What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Still no good

With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Third case of bird flu detected at commercial farm in Maricopa County - ABC15 Arizona

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

How the largest digital camera ever made is revolutionizing our view of space - vox.com

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

So they tried

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com