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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:09

Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Still no good
With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Third case of bird flu detected at commercial farm in Maricopa County - ABC15 Arizona
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
How the largest digital camera ever made is revolutionizing our view of space - vox.com
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
So they tried
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com